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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Lady Gaga Designs Live Cockroach Hat

The singer has instructed her designers to come up with a hat filled with cockroaches.
She’s grown fond of the insects since being informed of a study which proved they respond to her music more than songs by any other artist.
A source said: “Lady Gaga has been looking to top her famous meat dress for some time — and this could be it.
“She dubbed cockroaches ‘My real life monsters’ after hearing of the recent study.
“Now she wants to incorporate them in a headpiece by having them crawling around inside a netted cage.” 
Wearing the creepy crawly-filled hat is also handy preparation should her career nose-dive and she ends up in a future series of I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here. I’d love to see her in the jungle alongside Michael Owen, Stavros Flatley and Lindsay Lohan. 

Meanwhile, Gaga suffered concussion on stage in New Zealand after a dancer cracked her over the head with a pole. 
This morning the star tweeted a picture of her bruised face with the caption: 
 “Emerging from hours of sleep. Still remiss if I should go outside, with this clonker I may be of questionable styling.” 

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