Lady Gaga Getting Married?

Lady Gaga with her boyfriend wearing her mom's wedding dress in the "Yoü and I" music video

Rumor has it Lady Gaga is reportedly PROBABLY mayyybe (all adverbs are necessary) getting married to her long-time boyfriend, Taylor Kinney.

According to her longtime mate and former co-performer Lady Starlight that's what's on the cards.

Gaga has been with The Vampire Diaries actor Taylor Kinney since 2011, with himself appearing in her video for You and I in all sorts of weird Gaga-esque setups, and apparently now they're thinking of tying the knot once they both have some time off, and Gaga gets over her hip surgery. The pair are currently living together in Chicago 

If eventually they are getting married, what will her manicure look like? And most importantly of all, what in the WORLD is her wedding dress going to look like???? Certainly not any of these...