Hugh Hefner In Bitter Custody Battle With His Runaway Playboy Bride, Over Their Pet Dog

Correct me if I'm wrong, traditional etiquette says that if the bride-to-be ditches the groom before they walk down the aisle, she should give back the engagement ring.

But Playboy run-away bride, Crystal Harris not only kept the three carat diamond ring worth an estimated $90,000, but a Bentley too after leaving her former fiance Hugh Hefner at the alter.

Now, to add insult to Hugh Hefner injury, the runaway bride wants custody of their dog Charlie as well. Lol....


Shortly after Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris ended their engagement in June, the Playboy mogul said Harris let him keep Charlie, their shared Cavalier King Charles spaniel.

But now, Hefner, 85, says he and his former fiancée, 25, are still going back and forth about who gets permanent ownership of the pooch.

'We both love the puppy,' Hefner told People magazine, 'I told her if she wants to keep the ring and the Bentley, then maybe I can keep the puppy. I hope we will work it out.'

Hefner, who still insists he "missed a bullet" by not tying the knot with Harris also added: 'The puppy's valuable, but not $100,000 worth.'
She was sometime quoted in a radio interview in which she said: 'I'm not turned on by Hef. He doesn't really take off his clothes. I've never seen Hef naked.'

But Hugh has refused to hit back, simply saying: 'The breakup is a heartbreaker, but better now than after the marriage.'

Lollllll and Lollllll, they are so jobless...