Can Lamido Sanusi please return Bank PHB's licence? The bank, at least, promised us that one day cars will run on water!!! With petrol selling at N141 per litre, we need a bank like that. Please give us Bank PHB!!!
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| Don’t be shocked if you get slapped for trying to burn a thief with petrol. |
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Resident: what do you care for?
Visitor: I'll take petrol.... |
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| My neighbourhood is dead silent not even 1 Generator can be heard. |
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| Bride price will cost a little higher now as it may even include 10 litres of petrol instead of palm oil. |
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A friend asked me: How come Not One SINGLE Nigerian Pastor Predicted this Fuel Subsidy at their Watch Nite Services yesterday?
No more car accidents, it will be knee and ankle dislocations.
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| Guys and Artistes will start posing with 50kg of petrol in pictures and videos. |
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| Frank Edoho on who wants to be a millionaire will be like "d next question is for 50 litres of petrol” |
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Dating a girl on the mainland is now confirmed long distance relationship for those living in Lekki. Toll+fuel.
"If you see me trekking holla at your boy"
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Girl: I like going to expensive places,
Boy: Meet me at Mobil filling station by 4pm. |
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God Bless Nigeria!
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